Dexter told Delilah that he discovered a sleigh and he wants to go for a ride. It just appeared one day when Mom was decorating for Christmas. He climbed in and invited Delilah to join him, but she said there wasn't enough room. She decided just to watch, but even though she watched for awhile, Dexter never got off the ground.
Dexter told Delilah that she was the best Christmas gift ever. He's really glad she is his little sister and he has lots of fun playing with her.
Delilah told Dexter she is also so glad that she found this house to live in. Last Christmas she was shivering out in the cold with no home to go to. Now she lives is this wonderful place with a Mom and Dad and Dexter who is the best big brother a girl could ever have. 
Dexter told Delilah that he's very excited! Santa Claus is coming next week and he just can't wait.
Dexter told Delilah that she should give it her all when she plays with her toys. She should play like there is no tomorrow. He tries to follow this advice every day. He admits it can be quite exhausting, but that is the whole point. It lets him get so blissed out he just collapses at the end of his playtime.
Dexter told Delilah that he's been in kitty heaven all week with the new toy that Santa brought last weekend. He delivered it a whole month early, but who cares. It is fantastic!
Dexter told Delilah to sit in front of the fire and he'd give her a nice head massage. He assured her it would be very relaxing and she would enjoy it.
Dexter told Delilah that he can touch his nose with his tongue and he doesn't think she can do it
Delilah replied "I can too. See!"
Dexter told Delilah that he is so happy that the colder weather has arrived. This means he can now lounge by the fire and enjoy a lengthy cat nap his bed. He invited Delilah to join him, but she couldn't find room.
Dexter told Delilah that he just couldn't resist jumping onto the countertop to watch an especially interesting bird, but he also cautioned her that she should not do as he does. It was an extremely risky thing to do because he has been told over and over again NOT to climb on the counters. He admits he had a moment of weakness this morning because this amazing bird was flying around teasing and tempting him. What is a cat supposed to do in the face of so much temptation.
Dexter told Delilah that the bottoms of your paws can get really gnarly if you don't take care of them. He recommends that Delilah take care to keep them soft and shiny pink by using her sandpaper-like tongue to massage her toes every day. Then he had a better idea. He suggested that Delilah take care of his toes and he would take care of hers. That way they both get a bit of pampering.
Dexter told Delilah that she is doing a good job washing his back, but that she missed a bit on the right. He also told her he really appreciates her help because his big belly makes it a big hard to reach back there himself.
Dexter told Delilah that the dinner they ate tonight was boring. Mom served up Salmon for the second time this week and he just isn't happy about it. Delilah said she didn't mind Salmon, but Dexter told her she hasn't lived any of her 9 lives yet if she hasn't tasted feather. "I could lick it all day" he told her as he closed his eyes and remembered his last encounter with this delectable treat.
Dexter told Delilah that the feeder opening is just not built for two to eat from at the same time and she must wait for her turn. Delilah had hoped that they could alternate bites, but Dexter impatiently told her that he has seniority and gets to eat first.
Dexter told Delilah that he loves combing Mommy's hair for her. He sometimes even gives her a scalp massage and she really likes it. He is thinking he might like to be a hairdresser. 
The only problem is that giving the shampoo with his tongue is a bit time consuming and it gives him some killer hairballs later.
Dexter told Delilah that it is very important that she keep her mouth clean. She also needs to take care of her teeth by chewing on things to remove that horrible plaque build-up. He warned her that if she doesn't follow his example, she could end up at the Vet's office for a cleaning.
Dexter told Delilah that he loves the pillow that Mom's friend Regina sent last year. It is so comfy to sit on that he always get super relaxed and falls asleep. He just can't help it. One minute he is resting demurely, pawed all tucked in and the next minute he is flat on his back and all stretched out and practically "cat-atonic".
Dexter told Delilah that he had just heard a good cat joke and asked if she wanted to hear it. She did.
Dexter told Delilah he can't believe what she just told him is true. Dexter had asked Delilah to get Mom and Dad to give them some kitty treats. Delilah always does what Dexter asks her to do, so she went work. She had to snuggle up and act cute for a long time. In the end what she discovered and what Dexter cannot believe is that there are NO treats! They have run out. 
Dexter told Delilah that Mommy and Daddy are home! Two weeks seemed like a long time, but wonderful Granny came everyday to play with us and helped the time go by faster.
Dexter told Delilah that she should always help Mom fold the sheets. The king size sheets for the big bed are very difficult for one person to fold alone. So Mom always needs to lay them on the floor. He told Delilah that Mom always appreciates it when he helps her. He is sure that by rolling around and chasing imaginary critters in the fitted corners helps to flatten the sheet so that it can be folded more easily.
Dexter told Delilah that the fun starts even before Mom starts to fold. When she piles the warm sheets from the dryer on the chair, it's really cool to jump onto the chair and burrow under the warm sheets. No one knows that you are under there. It is so private like being in a cave.
Dexter told Delilah that she should remember to check her tail when she hides to make sure it isn't exposed and giving away her hiding spot He explained that it is a common mistake that some inexperienced felines make. They dive under furniture or into other tight spaces when they want to hide; however, they forget that just because their heads are out of sight, doesn't mean all of them is out of sight. 
Dexter told Delilah not to bother him. After entertaining Clemens and Johanna all week, he is absolutely exhausted and just can't keep his eyes open. He will let her know when he is ready to play again. He complained that because she kept hiding while the visitors were here, he had to do all the entertaining and it made him more tired that usual. Dexter told Delilah that next time she has to do her bit and take the pressure off of him. He told her "Wake me when it's dinnertime, please."
Dexter told Delilah that she needs to be careful or she will end up in the naughty chair. He speaks from experience because he gets the naughty chair a lot. The trick is to not get caught doing the things Mom and Dad don't want you to do. It is best to do these things (like jumping on the counter) when they are not at home.
Dexter told Delilah that he loves it when she gives him kisses and cuddles. It really warms his heart that she loves him as much as he loves her. He likes to give her kitty kisses too after they have had a long day watching rabbits, chasing each other and spider hunting.
Dexter told Delilah not to be so afraid. She has been hiding most of the time since they arrived yesterday and it just isn't necessary. Not only are they safe, but the boy, Clemens, is cool.
Dexter told Delilah that he has been studying German all week because the German visitors are coming today, but German is hard and all this studying has exhausted him. He also has been doing some extra grooming so that he will look really good when they come.
Dexter told her she had to be clean anyway and gave her a vigorous bath which she didn't like very much.
Dexter told Delilah that the big chair in the family room is reserved for him. No one else is allowed to sit in this chair. The only exception is that Dad can sit with him if Dexter can sit on his lap and take a nap. 
(Delilah is a quick study in both stretching and cuteness)
Dexter told Delilah that he wants to make a pact with her. They will become the Two Whiska-teers. He wants them to agree to always be there for each other and help each other get out of any scrapes or predicaments. He added that they will share everything from toys to food to time on Daddy's lap.
Dexter told Delilah that a cat never admits that what just happened was a mistake. She needs to remember that a cat always pretends that they meant to do whatever just happened.
Dexter told Delilah that he just pretended that he had deliberately jumped under the ladder. He nonchalantly gave his paw a few lazy licks and then stretched out and looked as cute as possible. "In fact it is rather exciting to lay on your back and look up at the ladder" he added.
Dexter told Delilah that bathing is a very important to a cat. In fact, after eating and sleeping, it is the most important thing in life. He was giving her bathing lessons the other day and Delilah was a very quick learner. In fact, she even practiced on Dexter too. 
Dexter told Delilah that it is important to eat a healthy diet. Unfortunately, this can be quite difficult because Mom and Dad insist on feeding us boring, tasteless pates every single day. He says that their diet should be well rounded and include lots of tasty dry food, yogurt and anything that you find lying around on the floor. Live spiders and crickets are great because you can play with them first. 
Dexter told Delilah that they should make sure to make Dad's day special today. He says they need to thank him for cleaning the cat box every day, playing every day and feeding them. 
Dexter told Delilah that she needs to get a hobby. It really helps to pass the time while Mom and Dad are at work all day. He explained that one day he was in the play room down in the basement and he tried to walk on the keyboard. Someone had left it turned on. At first he was terrified when it made wild noises as he stepped on the keys, but it piqued his interest. Later he went back and experimented by touching one key at a time with his paw. One thing led to another and now he plays when he get the urge. Recently he explained, he has been looking at the sheet music trying to figure out how to read it, but so far he has had no luck.
Dexter told Delilah that a cat's life can be quite exhausting. Between begging for food, eating, tail chasing, bird watching, spider hunting, playing hide and seek, and carrying toy mice up and down the stairs a cat's life is non-stop It is really important to remember to take the time occasionally to pamper yourself with a spa day. Find a nice comfortable place to relax with a fluffy towel to rest your head on. If you do this in the bathroom you can find lots of great smelling creams, lotions and powders to sniff and investigate. When you are completely relaxed from these relaxing smells (lavender is the best for relaxing), get your Mom or Dad to brush your hair or give you a nice shoulder massage. In no time at all you will be purring up a storm and rolling around like you are on catnip.
Dexter told Delilah that he knows a really fun game to play with your parents. He calls it "Shutter Dodge " To play you need to wait until you see the camera come out. Just when your Mom or Dad presses the shutter button, do one of the following things: make a funny face, blink, turn around and show them your other end, decide to take a bath or stick your tongue out.