Want to hear a cat joke?

Dexter told Delilah that he had just heard a good cat joke and asked if she wanted to hear it. She did.

He said: "What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

Delilah didn't know what the difference is.

"One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause."

Delilah started laughing hysterically (as you can see in the photo), but Dexter wasn't fooled.

"It wasn't THAT" funny he said looking at her suspiciously.

"Oh" she said. "I didn't know what a comma was so I didn't understand the joke."

"Kittens" said Dexter in disgust as he sauntered out of the room with his tail swishing.

Is that a Cat tale?

Dexter told Delilah he can't believe what she just told him is true. Dexter had asked Delilah to get Mom and Dad to give them some kitty treats. Delilah always does what Dexter asks her to do, so she went work. She had to snuggle up and act cute for a long time. In the end what she discovered and what Dexter cannot believe is that there are NO treats! They have run out.

"Cosmic Catnip" exclaimed Dexter when he heard the news. His eyes turned yellow and glowed. This is terrible. "We must do something about this terrible state of affairs." So he and Delilah are deliberating a solution at this very moment.

Mommy and Daddy are Home! Meow!

Dexter told Delilah that Mommy and Daddy are home! Two weeks seemed like a long time, but wonderful Granny came everyday to play with us and helped the time go by faster.

Dexter told Delilah that it wasn't nice to give Mommy the cold shoulder when she got back. He was just so relieved that they came back, that he showered them with attention right away. Delilah finally took Dexter's advice after 4 hours and she got a bit carried away. She woke Mommy up at 3am giving her kisses and purring.

Dexter told Delilah "Let's just hope they never go away again!" Meow!