Santa came early

Dexter told Delilah that he's been in kitty heaven all week with the new toy that Santa brought last weekend. He delivered it a whole month early, but who cares. It is fantastic!

Delilah agreed with Dexter as she reached out a paw and swatted at him from her tubular hiding place. Dexter leapt to the tippy top and defended himself from above until he noticed the feathers dangling in the tube. Distracted he squeezed his big body into the tube forcing Delilah to find an new perch.

She found pleasure wriggling through the small spaces near the bottom like a slithering snake.

Finally after 5 minutes of exhausting fun, they both fell asleep, each one in their favorite spot on the new toy.

Would you like a massage?

Dexter told Delilah to sit in front of the fire and he'd give her a nice head massage. He assured her it would be very relaxing and she would enjoy it.

Delilah was hesitant as she is with every new experience, but she did as he asked and Dexter set to work giving her a vigorous tongue massage. And he had told the truth. After a couple of minutes, Delilah was catatonic and completely blissed out.

I don't care if I don't have a costume; I'm trick or treating!

Dexter told Delilah that he wanted to trick or treat too, but Mommy wouldn't let him go outside. So Dexter decided that he would help himself to some Milk Duds when Mommy wasn't watching.

Delilah asked if they tasted good because they don't look that good.

Dexter told her he never found out because Mommy took them away and ate them. She only gave me the empty box. "I chewed the box and it tasted good" he said.

I can touch my nose with my tongue

Dexter told Delilah that he can touch his nose with his tongue and he doesn't think she can do it
Delilah replied "I can too. See!"
"Copy cat" accused Dexter, flicking his tail