Sunday, April 17, 2011

Please can I have some of your steak

Dexter told Delilah that Mom is mean. She cooked a steak on the grill tonight and would not share with him even though he used all of his best manners. He said he sat up straight in the chair and tried to be patient, but Mom just ignored him.

Delilah told Dexter that the problem was that Mom had already fed him - twice. She told him that he couldn't have been hungry after eating wet and dry food.

Dexter told Delilah that he would NOT have eaten those foods if he had known that steak was going to be on the menu. He said he will get even by waking Mom up at 3am tomorrow. That will teach her to share!