Thursday, June 26, 2008

Study for your C.A.T exams

(Delilah is a quick study in both stretching and cuteness)

Dexter told Delilah that he wants to make sure she is learning her cat skills by giving her some remedial 1-on-1 coaching. He has coached her on the two most important kitten level skills: stretching and cuteness. He said that a hour of coaching every other day should help her perfect these vital basics.

After she passes her C.A.T. (Cat Aptitude Test) exams, she can take some of the more advanced skills classes such as mouse "Hunting 101", "Graceful Leaping for Felines" and and "The Finicky Feline" all day seminar.

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